That awesome moment when your parents tell you they gonna go out tonight
and you’re like
once they’re gone
and you turn up the volume
and you start your concert
once your concert is over
and then you hear your parents’ car
so you just sit in front of the tv looking inocent
When somebody takes something from you and you’re not in the mood to play..
Gimme my shit
Didnt I just say gimme my shit ?!
(Source: koolaszjay)
How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
With your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
(Source: hungoverhedgehogs)
- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
When someone tries to come in your room while you get dressed:
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: breatheangel)
When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:
via laugh-addict
(Source: ryanhigainspired)





















